May. 27th, 2005

awesome_lilly: (pirate lilly)
Lilly and Meg have decided that it’s time for karaoke, and that they’ll be the ones to lead the way, naturally. Lilly grabs the mic from the karaoke machine, and taps it. It’s on.

“Wei wei wei, how’re my folken? Everybody having fun? Shiny.” She looks around to make sure she has everyone’s attention. Yup.

“Meg and I are kicking off the karaoke with a little song dedicated to all of you. It’s called “I Love This Bar.” Enjoy!” Lilly hands Meg the other mic, and waits for the music to start.

Lilly takes the first verse:

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got vampires, we got spikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar


Meg takes the next one:

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got ninjas, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar


They sing the chorus together, and there may be a slight hint of giggling by now.

I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar


Lilly again:

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our Atlantean from a jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my ship (I like my ship)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like an Opera now and then


Meg solos the last line, and then they both hit the chorus and final verse together.

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just strollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got security and a big barman
Alive dead and other are all at hand
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 42 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar


Lilly and Meg finish, look at each other, and promptly burst into giggles.

“That’s it, folken!” Lilly manages. “Karaoke is ON!”

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