ext_84474 ([identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] awesome_lilly 2008-06-19 04:55 am (UTC)

Puck shoots Alanna a decidedly sour look.

Sure, he's best pleased when things fall out preposterously, but he usually prefers the falling-out part to be a little farther away from him.

"The gentleman," he says, with dignity, "would seem to be correct, with the exception that any loss of vision is not strictly required. And honestly, I imagine it were better that I removed myself, as it can hardly be a 'date' of any kind while I remain."

A beat.

"And as metamorphic rocks go, quite frankly, while no great burden, you were not nearly so dainty as one might assume. I suggest brisk walks and salad."

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