"And exactly how'd you go about redecoratin' somethin' on my ship, Mr Barty sir?" Mal asks in as haughty a tone as he can manage. "The second ya moved a chair in the kitchen, Kaylee'd prolly hit you upside your 'ead with a wrench."

"And, sir, I have *not* been 'on the booze'. I simply was challenged by Li--Lady Lilly 'ere, to a new game, and the experienced player won the day. That is all."