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[awesome_lilly]

Lilly's in the nightclub, which is technically open but it's far too early for any patrons to wander in. She's got the place to herself and is taking full advantage of it.

There's a tall drink slowly shifting from blue to purple sitting on top of abandoned paperwork on a low table. Lilly herself is sprawled on the couch beside it, carefully painting her toenails a bright coral.

It's hard out here for a pimp/nightclub owner.

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[awesome_lilly]

"You and me both."

It takes Lilly at least a minute to mix up a second round of drinks, so that should help.

"I don't even know the name of the tribe that has the impale-a-cherry-on-a-horn wedding ceremony, so how am I supposed to find out what they consider divorced?"

[hopeitsworthit]

Dean takes a big swig of his new drink, then swipes his hand across his mouth.

"So let me get this straight. You've got a pregnant husband, which--what the hell? And one of your five new ones has horns?"

And he thought his life was surreal.

"Jesus Christ."

[awesome_lilly]

"No, I'm not married to him.


Yet."

At the rate she's going, though...

"Puck won't say how, but Delirium knocked him up somehow. And I was stupid enough to bitch about it to Bar on April Fools' Day, so I ended up with new spouses. Good times!"

[hopeitsworthit]

Dean takes another swallow of booze.

"Yeah, I'm gonna remember Bar hates whining. Thanks, Lilly."

It's an important lesson!

[awesome_lilly]

"Some days she's sympathetic!"

Lilly sighs into her drink.

"Just not April Fool's Day, apparently. So now I have to divorce Superman and a Gorgon and a guy who looks like Mal and some other people. God. So annoying."

[hopeitsworthit]

Dean's eyebrows go way up.

"You married Medusa?"

He's trying not to choke.

"How fast can you get a divorce around here, again?"

He'll think about Superman later.

[awesome_lilly]

"This is what I'm trying to find out!"

Hence the papers and occasional book.

"Luckily, I don't think it's that hard. She was totally nice about it, at least, so."

[hopeitsworthit]

Dean looks a little startled.

"You mean she ain't a ghost anymore?"

Huh. Go figure.

[awesome_lilly]

Hey, now it's Lilly's turn to look startled.

"She was a ghost? When?"

[hopeitsworthit]

"Hell if I know."

He shrugs, loose and easy.

"A while back, I guess?"

[awesome_lilly]

"Weird."

Lilly is having trouble picturing this.

"I wonder how she stopped being a ghost? Maybe it's part of her whole Greek thing."

[hopeitsworthit]

"Immortals are pretty fucked up, yeah."

Look at Coyote. And Prometheus.

Dean knows this first-hand!

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly gives him a Look.

"I have an immortal pregnant husband, so... yeah. I was aware of that."

[hopeitsworthit]

Dean smirks.

"Just checkin'."

Really.

[awesome_lilly]

"Be careful. Access to the free booze can totally get shut down for lack of sympathy."

Luckily, Lilly doesn't sound too upset.

"Or worse - I'll teach... whatever comes out to call you Uncle Dean."

[hopeitsworthit]

What?

"You do, and you bet your ass you're gonna regret it."

Dean makes a shitty uncle.

Or he would. On purpose.

"Especially if the thing has tentacles."

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly shudders.

"God. If it has tentacles, it's going. Sunshine Dust can adopt it."

She has a healthy swallow of her drink to chase away that mental image.

"Can we talk about something else now? Have you gotten anyone pregnant or anything?"

[hopeitsworthit]

"Jesus Christ, no."

He finishes up his drink, and looks at Lilly to see if she'll mix another one.

Not that he really needs to get plastered.

"I, uh--I'm makin' progress on the Impala."

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly eyes the distance from the sofa to the drink cart, sighs, and leans over. She can just reach the ingredients.

"That's cool. What're you doing to it?"

[hopeitsworthit]

"Putting it back together."

That drink's looking better and better.

Which means he'll be drinkin' it slow.

"Car accident."

HIs expression shuts down, kinda like it did when he told her about his Dad.

[awesome_lilly]

"Car- oh."

Oh.

"Well." She slides the finished drink over.

"Need any help? I don't know much about Impalas, but don't all cars look better with new paint? I hear the old school pink-aqua two tone thing is totally back in."

[hopeitsworthit]

Dean just points at her.

"You even think about tryin' that, and I'll find a fertility ritual to keep your husband pregnant."

Yeah, he can't believe he just said that, either.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly does not appear properly cowed.

"Oooh, scary. It's so intimidating when people threaten to make something exactly the same as it already is. What's next? You'll make me keep drinking?"

[hopeitsworthit]

"Yeah, 'cause you'd really hate that."

Sure.

Uh huh.

[awesome_lilly]

"It would be terrible and tragic," Lilly says solemnly.

And then she has a sip of her drink.