awesome_lilly | (no subject)

(no subject)

Lilly is attempting to help her friend Captain Wooden Chicken back to his ship. However, as Captain Wooden Chicken has been steadily losing at quarters for some time, this is not turning out to be easy. She tries again.

"Okay, Mal. Where's the door to your ship again? Because this is still a hallway."

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Lilly nods, grimacing at Mal's shirt.

"Yeah, this thing on the back's hideous. It looks like something you'd get at a Hell's Angels' craft fair. You don't have to change mine, though."

He doesn't, because she just takes it off.

"So. Who else feels like we're missing a luau?"

Barty doesn't think it's all that hideous. "But it adds a touch of class! Well. I can remove it if you want," he says with a bit of annoyance. A swish of the wand, and the skull is gone, but not the words. He'll remove them if asked, though.

"What's a luau?" All this Muggle stuff is making his head spin.

"I'd like the words off too, if ya dun mind, Mister Barty."

Mal turns to Lilly once again, equal parts intoxicated and confused. "What is a luau?"

Lilly smiles the way a shark would if it wore lipstick.

"Oh, you'll find out."

He frowns momentarily, and removes the words with a simple vanishing spell.

"That's an evil smile you've got there. I like that." He grins. "Evil smiles mean evil plans."

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only