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[awesome_lilly]

Lilly's kicking back in her suite, sipping a margarita and watching telenovelas. Just another relaxing night at home.

Or so she thinks.

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[superherotype.livejournal.com]

That gets Tony to laugh again.

"I'll never understand most of what goes on in this place," he admits. "And I'm usually picking up women, not the other way around."

A dry smile.

"He seemed eager to pawn you off."

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly laughs.

"I think he feels bad that I don't have a boyfriend and he does. Which is sweet, if a little misguided, since I don't really do monogamy."

She pauses.

"Or he's trying to get me distracted so he can do something. Huh. I can't decide which option is more ominous, a steady boyfriend or skulduggery."

[superherotype.livejournal.com]

He shakes his head.

"I've never had a steady girlfriend in my life. Sorry. The one woman that's close to me is enough."

Because of course Tony/Pepper = OTP. Srsly, people.

Beat.

"And my last one-night stand ended up being a bitch. Literally."

[awesome_lilly]

"Oh, we're in the clear then," Lilly assures him.

"I started out that way."

[superherotype.livejournal.com]

"What way?" Tony replies, unable to resist. "As a one night stand or permanently set to bitch?"

[awesome_lilly]

"God, I don't know," Lilly says thoughtfully.

"It's a total chicken or the egg question, really. The only guarantee is that the cock came first."

[superherotype.livejournal.com]

Tony just smirks.

"Smooth."