"I should have figured there was something wrong when he insisted it had to be now. No offense, but I usually tend to plan my social calendar. Or, my assistant does."
"Oh, of course," Lilly says, nodding sagely. "Proper maintenance of a social calendar is essential."
She takes a sip of margarita, perhaps to wash down the sarcasm.
"But actually, I'm guessing it had to be now because a) Alanna was a rock and b) Puck is a little limited in both the attention-span and patience areas."
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Date: 2008-06-19 05:41 am (UTC)Tony snickers.
"I should have figured there was something wrong when he insisted it had to be now. No offense, but I usually tend to plan my social calendar. Or, my assistant does."
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Date: 2008-06-19 05:45 am (UTC)She takes a sip of margarita, perhaps to wash down the sarcasm.
"But actually, I'm guessing it had to be now because a) Alanna was a rock and b) Puck is a little limited in both the attention-span and patience areas."
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Date: 2008-06-19 05:48 am (UTC)"I'll never understand most of what goes on in this place," he admits. "And I'm usually picking up women, not the other way around."
A dry smile.
"He seemed eager to pawn you off."
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Date: 2008-06-19 05:54 am (UTC)"I think he feels bad that I don't have a boyfriend and he does. Which is sweet, if a little misguided, since I don't really do monogamy."
She pauses.
"Or he's trying to get me distracted so he can do something. Huh. I can't decide which option is more ominous, a steady boyfriend or skulduggery."
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Date: 2008-06-19 05:55 am (UTC)"I've never had a steady girlfriend in my life. Sorry. The one woman that's close to me is enough."
Because of course Tony/Pepper = OTP. Srsly, people.Beat.
"And my last one-night stand ended up being a bitch. Literally."
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Date: 2008-06-19 05:57 am (UTC)"I started out that way."
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Date: 2008-06-19 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-19 06:02 am (UTC)"It's a total chicken or the egg question, really. The only guarantee is that the cock came first."
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Date: 2008-06-19 06:18 am (UTC)"Smooth."